(The Nostaglia Critic has been replaced by The Bum who sits in his chair) Bum: Hello, I am Chester. A Bum. I remember though I dont know why. And I am here to talk to you about the GREATEST MOVIE I EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE, AND I DONT SAY THAT VERY OFTEN! The Neverending Story. Now I wont exactly ruin the movie for you, SO I'LL JUST TELL YOU EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS!Theres this kid who finds a book, and this book is about a fantasy land, and theres a giant rock monster, and a bunch of other little gremlins. And the Rock Monster is like: We're in trobule and , I'm being chased!