Patrick: SpongeBob!!!!! WAKE UP!!!!! I BOUGHT SOME SEXY PANTS!!!!! SpongeBob: OHHHHHYEAAAAAAHHHHHH BABY!!!!!!!!!!!! Patrick: Let's put these puppies on and go play some lacrosse!!!! Announcer Fish: Welcome ladies and jellyfish, to Bikini Bottom's 69th Annual Lacrosse Tournament! Squidward: You're going down, SpongeBob! SpongeBob: We'll see about that! Announcer Fish: This morning, we have Bikini Bottom's greatest lacrosse team, the Bikini Bottom Barracudas vs Bikini Bottom's worst lacrosse team, the Bikini Bottom Bras!!!!! Patrick: SpongeBob, why do we suck at lacrosse? SpongeBob: We cheat.