Lyrics: (Note: Lyrics in italics are spoken, not sung.) Hey girl, you know our economy's in the toilet, But I'm still gonna treat you right I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) Yeah, yeah... Tater tots, Cold Duck on ice and we can clip coupons all night And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like) I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) Yeah, yeah, Take you out for dinner anywhere that you please Like Burger King or Mickey D's And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like) I said, you can even have the large fries. (large fries) Yeah, yeah Baby, you should know I'm really quite a sweet guy When I buy you bathroom tissue, I always get the two-ply Water, you can get it, my dear, I got my Costco