Lyrics: There's a sale on our gabardine suits today They're all thirty percent off from yesterday There's Fortrel polyester, leather, wool, and tweed Just a Visa or MasterCard is all you need We've got every color, we've got every shade We're located next door to Willy's Fun Arcade We got every fabric that was ever made But I'm known in this city as the King of Suede We got portly and regular and extra long Is my size up there We got tailors to fix it if it comes out wrong Is my size up there We got all kinds of sweatshirts, you can take your pick Is my size up there With the collars ripped off like that Flashdance flick Is my size up there Our prices are low, my staff is underpaid You can buy off the rack or have it custom made And it's all guaranteed to never shrink or fade 'Cause of