(The review begins with the following title cards: "We have been informed that the movie 'Bio-Dome' was supposed to be a 'Bill and Ted' sequel that the studio changed at the last minute." "After much consideration, we have decided that this information would not help the movie in any way.") (The title screen and clips of the movie are shown) (The movie begins) (A newsreel-like film of people in the desert shoveling, working in labs, and handling animals is shown) NC (voiceover): (imitating the narrator) They're codenaming it 'The Really Stupid Experiment'. NC: What was that? Monique: Bullshit!