Well Long Eared Drifter riding ‘cross the plain. Nobody'd ever seen him, Nobody knew his name. When he stormed into town and reached For some filtered water. And some carrot nibblers. Well a pretty little filly stopped the stranger and she said, "Step into my saloon and rest your weary head.” But the stranger just shook his head and said, "I’ll have a mesa salad. 'Cause there's good carbs and bad carbs and every cowboy knows, The carbs from fruits and vegetables will help you fit your clothes. Speaking of which I’m gonna need , Some more carrot nibblers.” (Healthy cowboys)