Doofenshmirtz: Phineas? Ferb's stepbrother? Oh yeah, I hate him. Why, you ask. It's because he's Ferb's stepbrother. Why do I hate Ferb? It's because he flirts with my daughter, Vanessa. (yells) You can't have her, Ferb! You can't have her! Do you hear me, Ferb?!?. (calms down) So yeah, I hate both of them. Now stop asking me questions! Geesh! You're wasting my time. Random audience member (mumbles): Well, you're the one that agreed to do the show. Doof (Throws a chair at the person's head.): I heard that! Doof: Gulp. (screen goes black and you hear Doof screaming) Doof: Shut up, you dumkopf.