(Chester sings to the tune of his theme song over various clips from his past reviews and con appearances) Chester: If you are roaming websites for something to view Can't form an opinion no matter what you do Come enjoy me, join me Or employ me, coin me Or just sit right back and watch "Bum Reviews." We're gonna watch some movies to relieve your strife Maybe they're the best I've ever seen in my life Give a tip if you could (spoken) C'mon, pal, Jesus would! Or you could sit back and watch "Bum Reviews." Come on, friend, just spare a buck I live in a wooden duck (spoken) Seriously, a wooden duck!