So, I'm sitting there, tending bar, when in walks a woman I've never seen before in my life named Chell. Now, I don't know what was on or what her problem was, but she just comes barging into the bar screaming and yelling at me! I tell her, I said, "Alright, calm down, calm down. Chill out. Take a breath. Tell me what's going on." She says, "...I was abducted." I say, "Abducted? By who?" And she says, "I don't know! Just some secret science organization or some government thing, I don't know, that's... running tests on people!" And I said, "Alright, what kinda tests do they run on ya?"