The Empire of Evil Land Of Democracy is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.505 billion Slaves are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up. Evil Land Of Democracy is ranked 9,277th in the world and 2nd in The Realm of Chaos for Lowest Crime Rates, with 93.11 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.