One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he notices that both cars are in the driveway, his wonder is cut short by Bob the homeowner coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles. "Wow Bob, looks like you guys had a hell of a party last night," the mailman comments. The Mailman thinks a moment and says, "How do you play that?" The Mailman laughs and says, "Damn I am sorry I missed that." "Probably a good thing you did," Bob responds, "Your name was guessed four or five times."