I, like many other people in the world, have a fear of mirrors. But despite this, I have- or should I say, had- two mirrors in my room. They weren't the mirrors you would find in some horror movie or something close to that. They weren't old and big and... Well, creepy. One of my mirrors was a 1'x2' mirror that was installed in the headboard of my waterbed. The other mirror was a small desk mirror that seemed simple enough to pass off as harmless. She said, "Ko, I bring mirror to Philippines." She had what I call "Broken English", since she hadn't grown up with English as her mother language.