Pickled beggars are a wonderfully vinegarish concoction of eggs, stale bread and beard hair. Poke one in the eye and watch as nothing happens. Steal their special brew and watch 'em go insane! You can make your own pickled beggar. First, find a beggar - any will do. Next, put them in a bath of vinegar for a week. Remember to set the egg timer. Come back the next week and you'll have your own pickled beggar! Also available as a crisp flavour.