Somewhere in ... Frank Knight: Hey , I'm sorry about this. I remembered I had to buy some whiskey, but I totally forgot to fill the car with gas. Frank: Yeah, I know, I really should cut down on the whiskey, otherwise my stomach is gonna strike against me. Union Officer: Gather up! Up the hill! Union victory! Union victory! Union Officer: I, Colonel Dexter Blade, on this day in 1863, will take the battle to the Confederates and win the Battle of Pacific Bay! Frank: Colonel Dexter Blade? Union? Confederates? Oh crap, . We just traveled back in time to the American Civil War! Frank: Oh of course, . People can't travel back in time, that's just absurd. It must be a historical reenactment show! Frank: Jeez, I never understood why people get the urge to dress up and reenact old historic