Once there was a little lard named Xeethos. Xeethos is a flying towel creature from the butt of someone's heart (presumably Possum's). Xeethos is apparently God, Jesus, and Chuck Norris mixed into one being but there are some discrepancies about this (mainly the Jesus part). What is known is that Xeethos does multimedia work. His dream in life is to break out of slavery from Phantasy and direct the greatest B movie of all time: It would star an ensemble cast of: Xeethos has plans to become a Professional Bad ass but so far those plans aren't working out so well