The National Enquirat was a tabloid that Rat ran for a while, taking photos of his friends and lying about the content of them. (For example, he once took a photo of Goat after asking for an Advil pill; with the pill in his hand visible, Rat published it, claiming Goat was a drug addict.) Rat finally stopped publishing it after noticing that, even though he was making lots of money, he still wasn't happy.