So, this jerk was walking down the sidewalk one day, when he tripped over a rock. "What was that for, a$$hole?" the jerk demanded. The rock stared at the jerk. "Hey!" barked the jerk, "I'm talking to you!" The rock stared at the jerk. "How dare you not pay attention to me when I'm talking to you!" the jerk howled. The rock stared at the jerk. As this confrontation continued to escalate, an idiot happened along, and saw the spectacle. "durr, wuzzap?" asked the idiot. "What the H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks do you want?" the jerk demanded. "uh, i dont no," the idiot verbed averbly, "watsit 2 u?"