You might be thinking to yourself: "What if a car alarm goes off?" Well, not to worry; there are several courses of action that you can take should it ever occur. Some are rather daft, while others border on the ingenious. The latter are the ones that this little guide is concerned with. Here follows a list of carefully selected, well-tested methods that have been found worthwhile and bullet-proof (the exception being if you are attacked with conkers or arms of fire rather than firearms) solutions: