The Colbear is a 42 ft tall godless killing machine and is the prime leader of the Bearluminaty along with Bearlister Crowley. He is the supreme leader of the Bear plot for world domination and a combination of a black bear, a polar bear, a grizzly bear, satan, Hitler and an alcoholic pot head commie; making him the closest thing to the ultimate killing machine there is. The Colbear also co-founded the North American Man-Bear Love Association with Democrat Mark Foley.