Wonka: Why so glum, Critic? NC (sighing): It's this "Hyper Fangirl" from the last review. She asked me out on a date, I said, "no", and now she's doing that Facebook thing where she writes down these very vague, miserable messages, but then asks people not to ask her about it. Fangirl: My life is Hell... don't ask why. NC: 2 minutes later... Fangirl: There is no hope for humanity... don't ask why! NC: 1 minute later... Fangirl: I am the saddest and loneliest person who has no friends to ask her about her problems... DON'T ASK WHY!!!!!! Wonka: Well, why don't you just un-friend her? NC: Hello?