Frank Bush is George Bush’s older and somewhat more unhinged brother and a spokesperson for Pabst Blue Ribbon. He was kept out of the spotlight during the elections, the presidency and the post-presidental era due to his habit of taking large amounts of drugs and abusing singers. He was allowed to speak once during the election, when he made the most profanity laden speech ever. Fortunately Dick Cheney hunted down and executed every witness before the story could spread. He was able to claim them as hunting accidents, despite occuring in major cities with the weapon being a silenced pistol. After the incident Frank was moved to Philidelphia where he contained his rape and murder in relative peace.