The Audio War — also called the Great Audio War or the Last Great Audio War — was the war between the mightiest races in /who/, the Audiofags and the Non-Audiofags, "for the sake of not looking autistic". It resulted in the apparent destruction of /who/, leaving only a few (known) Audiofags and a small number of haters as survivors. In a linear sense, it lasted for at least 24601 years. Fought throughout countless time periods, however, it more accurately lasted an eternity. (AUDIO: The Missing Tupperware)