Why? NO, NOT BECAUSE POTATOES. BECAUSE PURPLE. GOSH STEVENPAW, CAN'T YOU GET ANYTHING RIGHT? One day, octopuses. Stevenpaw screamed. Bacon. Pluto ate us. "WHY CAN'T I BE A PLANET?" But I survived. Cheese. Wait, I hate cheese. Then all the warriors with unrealistic names died. TAKE THAT, STEVENPAW. "NUUUU" said Staplepaw. Staplepaw was my friend. Oops. Then cheese. NO, NO CHEESE. I will now eat the world. Sandstorm. Sandstorm kills us. No, not you Sandstorm. Nature sandstorm. "Oh, good." Sandstorm said. Spottedpool eats you. Donkus. Pfhef. Pfhefs ARE DA BEST. So are omelettes. Pokemon. Warriors. Death.