The Colbert Bump is the curious phenomenon whereby anyone who appears on The Colbert Report gets a huge boost in popularity, causing them to win elections, receive massive increases in money (making Colbert the greatest fundraiser ever), receive major awards and even get laid (The Colbert Bumpin' Uglies) and sell many albums. The factonistas that need ::Shudder:: evidence can see the results of The Colbert Bump below. All results obtained via the Fox News website.