There is no known record of the location of Harwood's birth, but most scholars speculate that she was born sometime during Jesus' reign of the Northern regions of Guatemala. She was conceived in a night of drunken, painful orgy's in which her mother had sex with the entire population of Lisborne, any member of which could be the father. Raised in a dirty, animal-filled shack, where she was forced to clean up from the age of three weeks, Harwood quickly adopted the role of all women of her time. Unbeknownst to her senile, unattractive mother, but Harwood began harbouring a deep resentment towards all men, a personality trait that more than ensured a one-way ticket to the fiery depths of Hell, condemned to eternal damnation.