The Milky Bar Kid, fourth time winner of the NoBells Prize, otherwise known as Milky, My Milky, Milk, Hi-Lo, Condensed, Powdered, Soy, Full Fat, Half-Fat, Rice Milk, Skim, Ultrafiltration, Buttermilk, Lactose Reduced, UHT and Unsweetened Condensed. He is the official mascot for the milky bar, and ball-hogging. The milky bar kid milks himself over ronaldinho. Wears glasses and is indirectly racist towards anyone who isn't milky.