[Jim] oh I know I know I know that this looks kinda strange But I just feel right when I’m rubbing on Zayn please don’t tell Taylor Swift, she’d get pissed Even though I dumped that bitch [Eric] Guys this is bullshit, why am I riding in this? [Sam] It’s Your Punishment [Eric] For What? [Simon] For shaving your head! [Harry] Now let’s all go [All] To Pri son so we can dance with locked up men and then we can pretend that we play instruments, by posing with them in stupid pics [Harry] Why don’t we take off all our clothes And play a game of drop the soap! Hell Yea [Sam] I WILL TAKE the photographs!