Africa is supposedly a continent somewhere, known commonly as "The Dark Continent". This "Africa", as it is called, may or may not actually exist. Urban legends indicate that the human race began there, when it either was created by God, or was shapeshifted from monkeys by Charles Darwin's magic wand. Nobody really knows what goes on there. And nobody really cares, either. The most recent speculation places the country of Africa somewhere in between China and Egypt. CIA sources have yet to confirm this, probably because they have much better things to do than even think about Africa.