Beware, the People's Republic of Anniston is an enclave run by mad Communo-fascists. Their agenda is: * “The Red Star,” controls the town, and has in the past, been the only newspaper ever to denounce, George Wallace, segregation, and Lynyrd Skynyrd in the state, as well as writing articles on gay bears. Many writers use it as a stepping stone to the New York Times because of their Ivy League Southern street cred program. * CNN Center, a commie base run by Jane Fonda, 90 miles to the east in Atlanta, Georgia, producers live in geo-thermal caves underneath Annistongrad because of their cold blooded nature. * At war with Gadsden, home of Judge Roy Moore. Gadsden is a city of God, while Annistongrad isn’t. Gadsden is the home of the Ten Commandments, as well as many churches that lo