"The most interesting battle of the week is what you missed!" said Calvin. "Did you know the Millennium-class can make antiproton beams?" "Yes I do, do you?" said the Commander. "Honestly, no, not before today," said Calvin. "That's alright, Captain, you don't need brains to run a starship, just a loud voice and an attitude." WEEOOEE! The Captain walked over to the intercom and pressed a button. "Johnson here," he said. "Captain, we've received orders from Vanguard Command to proceed to the Romulan Neutral Zone immediately."