Written by: Javier Grillo-Marxuach [Scene: P3.] Phoebe: Oh, I cannot believe this heat wave. It’s 2 a.m. How can it be so hot when there’s no sun. Piper: Tell me about it. (Phoebe gets an ice cube and rubs it on her neck.) The Cranberries are playing an animal right benefit here on Saturday and it’s gonna be a million degrees in here. (Piper notices Phoebe with the ice.) Uh, Phoebe... you keep making like you’re on red shoes diaries and I’m gonna have to bust out a can of man repellent. (Two guys are staring at Phoebe.) All right, people, move a long. Nothing to see here. Goodness. Am I going to have to hose you down?