The Nerd: What's the difference? All these games suck. The Nerd: All these games suck too. I'm surrounded by filth. I might as well just COVER MY WALLS IN SHIT! I'm living in SHIT! Fucking video games. We wasted so many hours of human life with this vile crap! We failed in our existence when we were cursed with the technology to invent such horrible mind-rotting catastrophes! We were better in the fucking medieval times! I wish we were just sitting on a river bank playing with FUCKING ROCKS! The Nerd: This game sucks, and this game sucks, and this game sucks, and this game sucks...