Magma-filled touchpads like to bubble and wobble, giggling your laptop to sleep while covertly covering your ears so that you do not notice this. "Mwehehe!", they say! They say this while melting your floor and infusing your room with life. This is why so few know of them; they are promptly eaten when their rooms come to life! They traverse the cosmos electronically, charging any chair and hair they come into contact with and eventually setting fire to civilization after civilization as their inhabitants inadvertently sit down in the wrong place or rub against the wrong strand of hair!