By attempting not to go on the popular ji-Had website www.trojan.communist.org/wewantur$$$/KO/cookie, an angry midget will dispatch a stalking cookie on you. A subtle stalking cookie. The exact flavour of stalking cookies is unknown but if not eaten and left on your computer it will follow you around, drop crumbs on the keyboard and make people hate your dad. (Sharp intake of breath, too sharp, I keel over and reach for my inhaler before realising I'm not asthmatic. jesus heals me, I get up and resume my speach/answer machine message). I ate my stalking cookie!