Esther Slater McDonald is a girl on the go, working to serve The Greatest President Ever! She worked at the Justice Department with Alberto Gonzales weeding out undesirables. In July, 2008, the hard work she humbly performed has been discovered by activist reporters snooping around looking for dirt on America's favorite administration. Well, all you members of the liberal media, your little plan will backfire when everyone sees the good work Esther did to protect America from terrorists.