Seth Putnam (May 15, 1968 – June 11, 2011), formerly known as Ben Percival and more commonly known as Seth Pukenam, is the name of a great and powerful wizard who lives atop the very very very very very very very grim and frostbitten candy mountain in the depths of the inverted necroforest of Satan's dark necroyetis of the frozen north abyss lands of necrodeathmortum (formerly known as Boston, Massachusetts). He is a master in every school of magic, can speak in 5 languages, and can fire the most powerful eye beams in the world, seconded only by Pope John Paul II. He wears a fashionable blue robe and has the thick beard of an Irishman where he keeps all of his medicinal herbs, superheroine steroids and exploding sparkle powder.
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