Lone Star: "Helmet! So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time." Dark Helmet: "Before you die, there is something you should know about us, Lone Star." Lone Star: "What?" Dark Helmet: "I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate." Lone Star: "So, what does that make us?" Dark Helmet: "Absolutely nothing, which is what you are about to become. Prepare. To. Die." * Dark Helmet: "Careful, you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!" Gunner: "Sorry, sir. I'm doing my best." Dark Helmet: "Who made that man a gunner?" Major Asshole: "I did, sir! He is my cousin."