NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it so you don't have to. Happy Thanksgi– NC (vo): Christmas! NC: Okay, we're doing Christmas now. Because Thanksgiving is just the stepchild that nobody wants to pay attention to anymore, even though they're family! NC (vo): Don't worry, Thanksgiving. NC (vo): One day your fairy god-turkey will come... NC: ...and make you so popular that we'll start putting out... NC (vo): ...Thanksgiving decorations in September. NC: Though, of course, we'll have to move Halloween decorations to August, because... NC (vo): ...being put out the same time as Halloween!