The German Institution of Technology (More commonly known as GIT) was founded by Dr. James Patrick Menu in 1862, approximately 120 years before his famous invention of the common drug meth. It was a part of the Universal Science Users Consortium on Kinetics (USUCK) conference, at which Dr. Menu and his associate Mr. Vladimir Putin met and created the Institute. GIT today is the largest operating professional science research college in the Rocky Mountains (they missed). Current research projects being developed at GIT include the first mobile carrier spacecraft, called the "GIT Carrier," a cryogenic interface for the restoration of human tissue, and a systematic method for the consistent arrival of professors to class promptly, called the "Wirklich lauter wecker" (In English, the Really Lo