A Masochristian is a Christian who gets pleasure out of hurting themselves. The masochist tendencies of these Christians are usually caused by the practice of the religion. When they go to church for hours on end, every single week, they get bored and upset and think endlessly about sin and damnation. This boredom creates stress and anger which causes most to start cutting to relieve the stress. The only cure for being a masochristian is to smoke a mass amount of weed before you go to a gathering of christians in such places as a church. Weed will impare your thought enough for you to believe what the minister says, and the relaxing affect of the weed will keep you calm, relaxed, and most of all, entertained during the gathering. Other cures have been attempted, but none have worked as wel