The Church of Snuggie is a enigmatic cult that virtually humiliates all of its members, while posing under the name of The Fondofsumdick Corporation, which markets Snuggie™. The sect features over 100,000,000 members/assholes that prefer a warmer approach on life. When the Church of Snuggie came along, all these jackasses's dreams where fulfilled, as the Church both provided eternal happiness and unending comfort. With all the other cults just offering happiness with a dash of arsenic, The Church of Snuggie is the second most popular cult in history, only behind The Church of Sesame Street, found in 1969 with over 60 million current followers who have still all yet to be potty trained.