Have you ever needed a joke to add flavor you a court jester, street performer, amusing child or eccentric fellow. Here shall be a place to find them. Feel free to add your own. Q: What do you call peyton A: A ogre Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in front of a door? A: Matt Q: What do you call Luke with no swag A: Lucas Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting in a hole? A: Phil Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? A: Art Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs carried by a knight? A: Lance