{Randy Pinkwood is looking at the camera with a Channel 2 news logo in the corner. The Soviet sign is in the background.} Randy: In a surprising move this week, Soviet copy protection vendor slash crime syndicate Starforce began actively promoting piracy of Stardock's Galactic Civilizations 2. Panel 2 {Soviet logo changes to Karl Marx.} Randy: When asked for comment, the reasonable people of the world called their behavior "extortion." I've never been to Russia, but I did have sex with a girl who said she was a communist. Panel 3