The Freddy Mercury Aggregate (FMA, sometimes also Freddy-Mercury-Experiment, FME; French: L'Aggregate Freddy Mercurie; German: Freddy-Mercury-Aggregat; Simplified Cantonese: 你o係果度好喇,千祈咪搞; Ungaro-Finnish Esperanto-Japanese: Gabbalakkamekkaratoforopulotono Rotto Merikkuri-Fred, GRMF) is one of the classic thought-experiments of Kitten-Huffing-physics. Today, it is commonly attributed to Albert Einstein during his lecture at the University of China in McDonald's, however, there are notable martian researchers who prefer to credit John Travolta's preceding work on Electricity and Magnetism. Completely unrelated work was contributed by Bill Gates to an early prototype of Windows 95.