Anthony DeCurtis is a rock critic for Rolling Stone and The New York Times. He was a judge for The Shred Off vs Chris FunkEpisode #193 . Anthony Decurtis is a radical Athiest who caused cancer. His attempts to cause a wild llama monkey to become pregnant with his young resulted in a distructive surge of mutational changes in himself. He now not only has the ability to read your thoughts, as well as conjur mice from the air, but he and his offspring are set on killing mankind with cancer by turning our children into homosexuals.