A Despatch kit is a set of gear used mainly in Despatch, from whence comes its name, and the Department of Implausible Crossovers. The standard kit includes the following: * Anachronism Detector/Decontaminator * Anachronistic Biochemical Substance Eliminator/Whatsit * CAD, Heavy-duty * Memory Implant Device * Neuralyzer * Reality Checker * Universal Translator * Ipecac syrup: To induce vomiting. NOTE: Use ONLY if the Whatsit doesn't have a character's particular metabolism in its databank. * Knock-out drops: To knock out the author long enough to return the characters to what they should be doing. * Mace: If the author is a Mary Sue/Marty Sam of a most blatant type, they may wind up warping things enough that the characters try to defend them against