"Epeen," or your Internet Penis, is a measure of how awesome you are on the internet. Like normal penises, people always think theres is bigger. Unlike normal penises, girls can have Epeens. Unfortunately, it is a well known fact that there are no girls on the internet, so this is never an issue. Epeen length can be used to determine internet hierarchies. However, because no one ever tells the truth about their Epeen size, this can be very difficult.