So, anyway, as most of you guys out there know, I had this girl named Pauline, and she was taken by this badass dude, Donkey Kong, right? So I went on this barrel-filled adventure to get her back, and I guess I did a pretty good job of it too, because I got her back. So she gets all flustered and is like, "Oh Mario, you're so hawt!" and I'm like, "Aww shucks". So long story short, we get married. And we lived happily ever after. Sound about right? Wrong! We lived happily ever after until about... oh... I'd say... the very next day.