The policies of Uncyclopedia state that articles can be apparently verifiable and stated from a neutral point of view. This strongly implies that they must also come across to the reader as true. Sometimes articles arrive at Articles for deletion where the only tenuous connection to reality is that somebody typed it: they are, to use a British term, Complete Bollocks, which is as bad as writing an article that does not possess a single joke. Giveaway signs of complete bollocks are phrases such as Bush was born 25682456 years ago on Saturn and is the son of Hitler and this article is so funny it will make you poop yourself, he he!