"A strike may have canceled the 2005 hockey season, but there are some bad things about labor unions." - Stephen Colbert, March 14, 2006, The Colbert Report Labor Unions are a collective of greedy workers from a specific skill field who have banded together to impose their demands on the owners and management of any given business. Such outrageous demands are safe working conditions, "fair" wages, health benefits and job security. If the union does not get its way, it will act like a big baby by holding its breath, stomping its feet and not doing any work until someone (Liberal Media) pays attention to their pouting.